I deleted, reinstalled, and rebooted -- no dice. Turns out I had a bad wifi connect; you would know you have one too if you follow user manual steps p.219 etc and the connection times out. Steps to fix this--with a shoutout to Elisandro at Brother who worked on this with me for 20minutes of our lives.
- How to find your IP address: print the Network Configuration report.
a. Press ▲ or ▼ to display Print Reports and then press OK.
b. Press ▲ or ▼ to display Network Config and then press OK.
c. Press Go.
The Network Configuration report will now print.
2; Please reset the network card to factory default.
a. Press ▲ or ▼ to display Network, and then press OK.
b. Press ▲ or ▼ to display Network Reset, and then press OK.
c. Press ▼ (Yes) to reset. The machine will restart.
Your machine's network card will be reset.
3. Please start the wireless Setup Wizard:
a. Press ▲ or ▼ to display Network and then press OK.
b. Press ▲ or ▼ to display WLAN and then press OK.
c. Press ▲ or ▼ to display Setup Wizard and then press OK.
d. If WLAN Enable? is displayed, press ▼ (On). Your machine will search for and display a list of available networks.
4. When prompted, enter your network name (choose 2G) and then press OK.
5. Then enter your password using the up and down buttons, click OK.