The username was the key. Even though I was using the same Apple ID, the new user profile was set up using my shortened name and not my full name, which was the case on the old computer. When I created a new profile for myself on the new Mac, I could see all of my passwords in the cloud.
So, bottom line, on the interim computer that I used to get my files off of the broken computer in disk mode, because it had the same profile name as the broken machine, I was able to open up all of the passwords and transfer them to the cloud. Once I created a profile with the same exact name as those other two computers, I could then see all of the passwords in the cloud.
Thanks for all of your help. Like I said, the Genius Bar guy (who everyone treated like he was a senior guy with more knowledge than most) thought that this whole thing was impossible, and I also called Apple Care today and they couldn't help me either. With your help, and a bit of elbow work, I was able to get everything back.
The down side is that, now that I know Apple Support isn't great, I'm wondering if my old MBP would have been fixable. The GB ran some tests, and they all came back fine except the battery, which I know was totally useless, so they couldn't tell me what was wrong with it and why it wouldn't fully boot, or even go into safe or recovery mode. This is a bummer because if I could have had it last until January, I'd get $500 back from work.