Cannot reset end-to-end encrypted data to finish setting up iCloud
I have a notification in the System Settings app to "Update Apple ID Settings". When I click Continue, I am then prompted to enter my Apple ID password followed by my Mac password, followed by this screen:
I do not know my iCloud Security Code and frankly have no recollection of ever setting one up in the first place, so I click Forgot Code, which brings me to this screen:
I do not have another device. So let me just pause here by calling out how horrible this UX is. My only option here is to cancel or Use Other Device, but again I do not have another device! When I click Use Other Device, I am presented with this screen:
Since I do not have another device to approve this MacBook Pro with, I select Can't Approve, and am then presented with this:
THAT'S IT!?! No explanation or option to actually reset my end-to-end encrypted data to finish setting up iCloud? What the **** am I supposed to do at this point? I have zero problems resetting my data - I DON'T EVEN USE iCLOUD! But this notification to Update Apple ID Settings never goes away regardless of me being signed in or not. I just want this notification to go away!
I just bought this computer a few weeks ago and this started happening after I updated the OS to Version 13.4 (22F66). I have already spent hours on the phone with Apple Support trying to figure this out, giving them control of my screen, signing in, signing out, booting in safe mode, etc. The most recent session I had with them resulted in me reinstalling the OS and they were supposed to call me back but never did. So here I am, hoping somebody can help me get out of this loop.
MacBook Pro 16″, macOS 13.4