Why is Language selection so screwy?

For this title, the audio track named ‘English’ is used for the original audio: a combination of English, French, and Japanese. There is no track with just English dubs.

This is explained in the intro text at the start of each episode. Use subtitles for translations (where needed).

Original poster is not asking for a dubbed version. Just a version that translates the non English dialogue into English subtitles. What we are getting instead is captions as if we are deaf. Captions for background sounds, etc. which is great for those that need it, but distracting for the rest of us.