"You want an official specification document - look it up yourself. This is good enough for me."
I'm glad you're satisfied. Unfortunately , it doesn't match reality.
"Maybe, just maybe, that 16" screen draws more power than a 14" one does."
Naturally. Therefore, logically, you would expect that the 16" would accept more power via the USB port than the 14" model. If the Apple specs are correct, the opposite is true.
"There's no reason to believe that 14" {M1/M2}-family MBPs can draw more power "
The reason is Apple's own published specifications.
"Apple did not "decide to only cripple their most expensive model"
By the available information, it appears they did.