Well, as promised here it is... http://www.mediafire.com/?dckrq0s56ldusb7
NOTE: Can ONLY be installed on 10.6.8 - also requires testing (from people on here) to verify that it works.
What does the package do?
1. It runs launchctl to unload kextd
2. It deletes most of the kernel extensions from /System/Library/Extensions
3. It installs kexts into /System/Library/Extensions
4. It deletes the contents of /System/Library/Caches
5. It then requires a reboot (will be slow the first time after installing)
Comes with no guarantee - please BACKUP before testing, and at worst expect to have to reinstall Mac OS X.
Tested on a mac mini 2011 quad core server only.
Please report back on how it goes for you.