Yeah. I blame that skeuomorphic silliness on Scott Forstall. Happily, he’s been given the axe. But since I don’t use those features, I never see that stuff anyway.
I agree that Capture One is excellent. I occasionally point out to Lightroom fanatics that Lightroom is for prosumers and wedding photographers, and that the actual pros — the photographers who do really serious work — use neither Lightroom nor Aperture, but rather Capture One Pro. As you can imagine, this sends the Lightroom fans into a rage.
I don’t consider myself to be that class of photographer, but I do consider myself to be more serious than your average Lightroom-using prosumer/wedding photographer. So although I have both Lightroom and Aperture (Capture One’s a bit too pricey for me), my commitment is to Aperture.