Frankly, the "fix it or I'm going to Android" line gets really tiring after a while. And it's been going on for a long, long time. It usually peaks after the release of a new iOS version but it more or less constant. And it is usually by first-timers or at least those will very little prior activity in the forum.
Some (perhaps many) of these people are simply trolls. Others are people who simply don't yet understand forum etiquette and haven't read the T&C's that govern these forums. But most of these posts simply polute the forums which are supposed to be focused on technical questions and answers. I write this knowing full well that this response is as much a problem, but you asked. :-) If people want to vent or simply propose an opinion or say "me too", they should get a blog, or write a letter to an editor, or best of all - send Apple direct feedback. This is where it will have impact. The forums are simply not the place to do it and because of this, so much of what is written here is useless to people looking for help.
So to answer your question, perhaps sarcasm wasn't necessary but I would ask you, what purpose does your comment serve? Did it help to get people interested in helping you find a solution to your problem - the reason you came here in the first place? Nope? Does is help future visitors to this post find the solution? Nope. Did you truly expect anyone here to care if you went to Android? I don't think you did anyway, but you probably didn't expect push back either.
We are all just users - no real Apple presence here - though they do show up once in a great while. The point it, the people who care enough to do user support in their free time obviously have a passion for Apple products and don't like to hear it disparraged. We know there are issues which is why we are here to help. But come on. Do you walk in to a car dealer and immediately start making threats that if they don't fix a problem you are going to go buy a different brand? No. So why do it here when it helps no one?
I certainly don't have the experience other long-timers here have so I'm sure they have seen and heard it all, and many more times than I have - which may be why some of them are the most vocal and show the least amount of patience. I see it from both sides, but lean towards those who find it obnoxious and tiring.
I wouldn't take too much offense to it. But hopefully, this will help you to understand "the other side". And the forums are supposed to be about helping each other, right?
Ok, so all that said, can we please just kill this thread. The question has been answered a million times over and it isn't likely going to change any time soon.! :-)