So it started out with just me having to put the point the charger meets the ipod on top of a matchbook. Just a little pressure and it worked. Then it started to become a voodoo like ritual. I had to use multiple cords, sometimes a brand new cable worked best, other times my boss' old beat up cable worked. Sometimes I would just need to plug it into a couple of different computers and then by the third round it would start to charge(with pressure of course). And then I thought it had to do with Itunes opening. I tried turning Itunes off to start charging and it worked once or twice, so I thought I figured it out. But like every other ritual I've tried it eventually failed.
My final set up, which takes about 25 minutes, involves this:
-plug my lightning cable into a wall charger. My charger cable only works with one distinct side up, I have that marked with a sharpie. That's the tricky part for the first month, you don't know which side is working.
-place the connecting part of the charger on a small book, so the ipod is slightly elevated, with pressure being exerted on the cord itself.
-place two heavy candles on top of the charger
-Place three very heavy books on the top of the ipod(so it's basically a sandwhich of books keeping the ipod elevated while the candles apply pressure).
But first I must establish a connection which doesn't work unless I manually "massage" the cable into the ipod. I usually have to work on that for about 20 minutes. I have to put a massive amount of pressure while jiggling the cable until it makes a connection.
-So after massaging I place the ipod into book sandwhich. The charge goes away for a second but once I play with it it starts to connect. Now this takes a couple minutes but once that charging symbol is on there I place the candles on top of the ipod and gently walk away. Any added touch to the table or books will cause it to stop charging.
As you can see this is quite a process. And I have to do it every night. But at this point those times are getting pushed farther and farther. I'm writing this after about 30 minutes of playing the cable trying to get a load sign. I'm just totally over this.
I wanted to let people know that it seems the best fixing method is just a simple can of compressed air. For some reason I failed to look any of this up for fear that my ipod was totally broken and it was just a matter of time before it never charged again. This doesn't seem to be the case. I'm going to get a compressed air can and fix this thing!
Actually the compressed air didn't do anything but I got a paperclip out and started scraping and basically the amount of lint that came out of that hole was frightening. Clumps and clumps would keep pouring out. So now it works with no issue.