Seems I spoke too soon. I think I just found a solution. This really does seem to be working as I have been around nytimes.com without issue now, letting each page load completely. The solution seems to be this AdBlock app I downloaded a while ago. For some reason when I first set it up, it didn’t work. I assumed I had been scammed. Bottom line is, you need to make sure it says “[VPN]” next to your connection symbol on the status bar. For example, my iPad shows the WiFi bars and next to that it says “[VPN],” while my iPhone says “LTE [VPN].” Get it? You can’t rely on AdBlock when it says “enabled;” you need to check the symbol. I have no advice on what to do in absence of the symbol. I did reset my IPhone to factory settings, but I didn’t do that on the iPad. So, I have no idea. Being on the VPN doesn’t seem to slow down my connection, and they pinky swear it doesn’t cost me any extra data. The important thing is that Google Ads are now not loading in at all. I thought safari was supposed to block website tracking anyway, but whatever. This seems to be the fix. I’ll keep you posted if my delicately laid Rube Goldberg machine breaks down. I don’t want to fall back down into randopause ****.