1.) No, you either have the time, or you don't. It's not a variable; it's binary. I didn't jump to a conclusion. I responded to what you said. If you 'misspoke' (or in this case, 'mistyped'), that's your issue, not mine.
2.) Let's just say that my experience with Apple products is similar to yours. I'll leave it at that. Add in a few decades of related electronics & software experience, troubleshooting & repairs, even before the first iPhone was announced, and I am confident that based on my observations, it is a hardware issue.
3.) As far as my 'response to a rhetorical question', you misunderstand. The 'in warranty/out of warranty' comment is a generalized comment, not specific to you. I really don't care whether you discovered your particular defect within or outside of the warranty. In my opinion, those within warranty have rights. Those outside of warranty do not, and should be glad that Apple is offering a discounted replacement. Or better yet, wait for an official response from Apple on this minor issue.
Finally, your 'guidance' on how I should interact on these forums is unneeded, unwanted, and irrelevant. But you're welcome to express your opinion if you choose. I fully support that right. Just know that it's a futile effort. I'm fully comfortable with my level and type of interaction on this forum.