Hey Joel.. you should work for Apple in their marketing department... but then again, you might not get a job as your knowledge of tech seems quite limited..
Your Point 1: you say that Bluetooth is only a means to connect "perrifiral" (you mean peripheral) devices like keyboards and mice. Do you not know how important Bluetooth is? It enables a user to use their phone to be used with multiple handsfree devices (eg: using your phone in your car) and most important, means you don't have to use a cable to connect with your MBP.. (remember how WiFi is so popular? and it's also not just a means of connecting a peripheral device!)...
Your Point 2: you say that Apple is far superior than any Windows or Chrome based "crapwear" (no clue what that is in tech terms..). Why is Apple superior? Did you know that the internal components of Apple are mostly third party components used by other PC manufacturers, eg: your CPU and hard drive? I think you (like most other Apple owners) were sold on Apple by all the hype.. and aesthetics.
Your Point 3: you say that other PCs run hot like a MBP. This is totally not true. MBP's get v hot mainly due to the aluminium base plate that conducts heat more efficiently than a plastic cover. This is why many other PCs use plastic on the base even though the rest of the PC is made of metal (eg: Samsung or Sony). If you don't agree with me, just google the thousands of complaints about the heat problem with MBPs...
So bottom line is that you are a great example of so many Apple users who have been encouraged by great marketing to pay much more for a PC that is pretty much like many other cheaper PCs.. but those don't burn your thighs when you use them as a laptop.. and of course their Bluetooths work with phones (albeit Android phones!)).