I've read through all the above and while some of them sound similar to my situation, it appears nobody is having the exact same issue, so I'll share mine with you all:
I have an iphone 4s in great condition and I updated to ios 7 within the first few days it was available. I dont remember the exact date, but suffice to say that i've had it for over a month and, aside from the standard glitches and the lower battery life, it has worked fine overall.
I woke up yesterday and found my phone to have a dead battery. This has been standard operating procedure since ios 7 in that a fully charged phone generally dies overnight. Somewhat annoying but not overly concerning as I simply plug it in the charger and everything is eventually back up and running. But not this time.
Since plugging it in yesterday morning, the phone has gone through many different strange occurances. When plugged in, it showed my normal lock screen, allowed me access to the phone and showed a 100% charged battery. However, the networks said "searching" and closer inspection showed the date to be set, oddly enough, to Dec. 31 1969. Then, as I took the phone away from the cable for closer inspection, it immediately turned off and would not turn on with any combination of buttons. So, when not plugged in to something, the phone is completely off and nonresponsive to any buttons.
The next step is to plug it into my mac and see whats going on, right? Well, at first, when doing that, it simply set off a continuous loop of flashing apple logo, then restart, then flashing apple, then restart. With no input from buttons being registered. Plugging it back into the wall again gets me access to my lock screen again, but apps are useless as the networks are not working...
So then I tried a DFU mode restore. I plugged one end of cable into computer, then held down the home button as i plug the other end into the phone and finally get some progress of the "connect to itunes" image on the phone and recognition from itunes that a phone is in recovery mode. I thankfully choose to restore, only to get my hopes up and be disappointed as I get "error 2001" about 6 times in a row.
After reading some of the above, I decide to try my girlfriend's Mac, which is not yet on Mavericks, but in the end, same result with the error 2001. Now after going into DFU mode, the only screen I can get to, even when plugged into the wall, is "connect to itunes".
So now here i sit, with a phone that has worked fine for the last two years without so much as a hiccup. I've jailbroken it time and again throughout ios 5 and 6 and have had it unlocked for the past 5 months. Everything was working fine even with the 7 update, until out of nowhere the phone has become utterly unusable. There have been no recent drops, no recent encounters with liquid and nothing else out of the ordinary to set this off. So, completely out of the blue, my phone just decides that it no longer wishes to operate.
I'm likely out of Apple's warranty coverage, so - what can i do??? What genius fix have I not yet tried? Who is going to step up and be the hero on this one???
Cheers.