Ah got it.
You're a colleague of Star Traveler. Good that more people form Apple is joining the conversation.
Still i fail to see any technical or logical insight in this: ""Cheap shot. Go buy another brand. Customers like you are never missed."
Now, let's be serious. Why don't you escalate the problem to someone which is actually in the position to provide a real answer?
Maybe i'm completely wrong, and the answer Apple is providing with his "no comment" stance is exactly this:
-There's no turning back to previous OS, if you migrate to IOS 8.0 onwards your tablet will be stuck to that version. Even if you are not satisfied with the outcomes. Get over it.
In the meantime i would not suggest to other users to upgrade to IOS 8.1 in any other way except what JSOT has done so far.
If those results can be replicated it would pay to put those instruction in evidence for the whole community. I will try to do the same ASAP, as my tablet is not more useful than the wooden cutting board i got in the kitchen.
Cheers
Alessio