Nothing dubious intended. It simply isn't possible for a FILE to exist on the clipboard. Using your own approach, I save a small TIFF (1.5 MB) as a highly compressed JPEG (135 KB). Since Photoshop uses its own clipboard, I then opened that JPEG in Preview. Did a Command+A followed by Command+C and ran your script. Here's the result.

First of all, I copied the data from a JPEG I had opened, not a TIFF. There are no other records. What you see is followed by a ream of hexadecimal values down to where it ends. So why does the record say TIFF when it started as a JPEG? The only logical explanation is that the data was, because it has to be, converted to an uncompressed state when placed on the clipboard. Not doing so would make the image impossible to paste anywhere else as an image. Calling it a TIFF is also meaningless since a TIFF is a file.
And yes, I have done programming. A very long time ago, but I have done it.