Not only are you trolling, but your comprehension skills seem to be a bit lacking as well. You have been provided with several solutions as to how to manage your devices and not get caught in the Activation Lock situation. You seem to not be interested in finding solutions at all. As fellow users, we do our best to help other users by providing solutions that they can use to address whatever issues they may be having.
There is nothing "cult-ish" about the responses here. That you insist on trying to impress people with you credentials leads me to believe that you really don't have anything truly credible to offer. People who actually have credentials rarely need to broadcast them in order to establish their credentials (with the glaring exception of Donald Trump).
If you are seeking solutions, you can use any of the ones offered here. If you are simply attempting to bait people, then there is really nothing more that we can do for you.
Best of luck,
GB