Which issue? - Good question.
I don’t use Siri, but if I did I imagine this is how my conversation would go.
“Hey Siri, good morning What’s up with my iPad?”
“Why?”
“What time is it?”
“Sorry, can’t answer that - we are in DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TRANSITION”
“So how come my alarm didn’t go off this morning?”
“Sorry, can’t answer that - but IOS was updated overnight”
“Oh, How’s my heart rate this morning?”
“Sorry, can’t answer that - no data in HEALTH”
“What appointments do I have this week?”
“Sorry, can’t answer that - CALENDAR will not display seven days in a week”
“OK, can you call the office and find out please?”
“Sorry, can’t do that - search in CONTACTS displays no results”
“OK, so I must have some notifications from WALLET and LOCK SCREEN”
“Sorry - no”
“OK, so where’s my iPhone, that’ll tell me”
“Sorry - can’t log in to FIND MY IPHONE”
“OK, don’t worry I found it. Hey where’s my ICLOUD backup?”
“Sorry - known issue, waiting for next software release”
“OK, don’t worry”
“Sorry - I don’t understand that question”
“Where have all my LIVE PHOTOS gone?”
“Sorry - ICLOUD backup was incomplete so restored from previous backup, it turns off LIVE PHOTOS”
“OK, don’t worry. Let’s take a ‘good morning’ video to send to my beloved”
“Sorry - CAMERA app on iPad may mean you have a black screen”
“OK, don’t worry I’ll send a MAIL instead”
“Sorry - probably best to avoid the MAIL app for a variety of reasons”
“OK, don’t worry I’ll write a letter instead and print it”
“Sorry - at least 4 issues with KEYBOARD responsiveness and operation”
“OK, don’t worry I’ll dictate a voice message instead”
“Sorry - ACCESSIBILITY seems to have a few problems”
“OK, don’t worry. Let’s take a break. What’s going on in the world today? Bring up Safari”
“Sorry - SAFARI stability not very good”
“OK, don’t worry I’ll listen to my podcast”
“Sorry - PODCASTS stability not very good”
“OK, listen. The day hasn’t got off to a very good start has it?”
“Sorry”
“OK, don’t worry. What does work?”
“Ah, the NEWS app is great it allows you to stay up to date with the most important news of the day”
“OK, that sound great. Fire it up, what’s it got to say?”
“One moment please. You installed IOS9 so basically you have problems. But wait, there’s good news!”
“OK, whats that?”
“Your other Tech comapny shares show significant increase”
“OK, that is good news”
“Sorry, wait there is more news…. IOS 9.2 is released”
"Aw ****!