If it helps, this is from Console:
7/04/16 7:32:10.224 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: ICAGetDeviceList-As this function has been deprecated since 10.5, it is now officially unsupported and has no effect.
7/04/16 7:32:10.832 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: AdobeCrashReporterInitialize: Couldn't find the AdobeCrashDaemon.app folder
7/04/16 7:32:10.835 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Critical failure: the LastResort font is unavailable.
7/04/16 7:32:10.840 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Warning - could not find theme file in System directory. Trying home directory.
7/04/16 7:32:10.840 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: _NSOpenThemeFile - cannot find Themes folder (error:-43)
7/04/16 7:32:10.841 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: ColorSyncProfileCreateWithName: failed to open /System/Library/ColorSync/Profiles/sRGB Profile.icc
7/04/16 7:32:10.844 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: ColorSyncProfileCreateWithName: failed to open /System/Library/ColorSync/Profiles/Generic Gray Profile.icc
7/04/16 7:32:10.844 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: ColorSyncProfileCreateWithName: failed to open /System/Library/ColorSync/Profiles/Generic RGB Profile.icc
7/04/16 7:32:10.844 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Couldn't cache colorspace 1
7/04/16 7:32:10.845 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: ColorSyncProfileCreateWithName: failed to open /System/Library/ColorSync/Profiles/Generic Gray Gamma 2.2 Profile.icc
7/04/16 7:32:10.845 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Couldn't cache colorspace 1
7/04/16 7:32:10.845 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Couldn't cache colorspace 9
7/04/16 7:32:10.846 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: NSColorList could not parse color list file /System/Library/Colors/System.clr/System.clr
7/04/16 7:32:10.846 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Couldn't cache colorspace 1
7/04/16 7:32:10.846 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Critical failure: the LastResort font is unavailable.
0.856 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Critical failure: the LastResort font is unavailable.
7/04/16 7:32:10.856 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Couldn't cache colorspace 9
7/04/16 7:32:10.857 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: NSColorList could not parse color list file /System/Library/Colors/System.clr/System.clr
7/04/16 7:32:10.857 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: BOMStorage BOMStorageOpenWithSys(const char *, Boolean, BomSys *): can't open: '/System/Library/CoreServices/SystemAppearance.bundle/Contents/Resources/Assets .car' Too many open files
7/04/16 7:32:10.857 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: CoreUI: Error: CUICommonAssetStorage -initWithPath: No storage file found at '/System/Library/CoreServices/SystemAppearance.bundle/Contents/Resources/Assets .car' errno: 'No such process'
7/04/16 7:32:10.857 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Critical failure: the LastResort font is unavailable.
7/04/16 7:32:10.859 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Critical failure: the LastResort font is unavailable.
7/04/16 7:32:10.859 PM Adobe Bridge CC[1427]: Critical failure: the LastResort font is unavailable.
7/04/16 7:32:10.862 PM com.apple.xpc.launchd[1]: (com.adobe.bridge6.1451872[1427]) Service exited due to signal: Segmentation fault: 11
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And now I just tried to add the Last Resort font and it downloads into the downloads folder as a ZIP but when I click it to expand it tells me that there is no such file or directory as "Downloads" - the directory it is in! Has SMC trashed permissions of some sort? I checked and fixed these from Terminal before.
