Thank you for the quick reply!
Connect the SSD to the MBP externally via USB and see if it will boot the MBP. If so, the internal SATA cable is suspect.
To be honest, I've had to exchange my SATA cable twice already, so I was hoping it wasn't the issue and didn't even test it. Turns out it's faulty yet again. Is there some kind of bigger issue here that's causing this or am I just cursed with bad SATA cables?
If you can get the MBP to boot, then you can start dealing with the kernel panics
I've tried a lot of proposed fixes for the kernel panics, everything except new RAM and an actual clean install, which I did. I manually transferred all my data onto a clean installation, so now I'm hoping they'll be fixed.
Also an EtreCheck report may prove to be helpful
I've used EtreCheck a lot, but it never showed me any obvious issues. At least nothing I could make sense of. This is what a new check gave me:
EtreCheck version: 3.0.5 (309)
Report generated 2016-09-24 15:31:16
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Runtime 2:34
Performance: Excellent
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Problem: Computer is restarting
Description:
Kernel panics
Hardware Information: ⓘ
MacBook Pro (13-inch, Late 2011)
[Technical Specifications] - [User Guide] - [Warranty & Service]
MacBook Pro - model: MacBookPro8,1
1 2,8 GHz Intel Core i7 CPU: 2-core
16 GB RAM Upgradeable - [Instructions]
BANK 0/DIMM0
8 GB DDR3 1333 MHz ok
BANK 1/DIMM0
8 GB DDR3 1333 MHz ok
Bluetooth: Old - Handoff/Airdrop2 not supported
Wireless: en2: 802.11 a/b/g/n
Battery: Health = Normal - Cycle count = 2667
Video Information: ⓘ
Intel HD Graphics 3000
Color LCD 1280 x 800
System Software: ⓘ
OS X El Capitan 10.11.5 (15F34) - Time since boot: less than an hour
Disk Information: ⓘ
Samsung SSD 840 EVO 250GB disk0 : (250,06 GB) (Solid State - TRIM: No)
EFI (disk0s1) <not mounted> : 210 MB - 4 errors
Drive failure!
Macintosh HD (disk0s2) /Volumes/Macintosh HD 1 : 249.20 GB (39.09 GB free) - one error Drive failure!
Recovery HD (disk0s3) <not mounted> [Recovery]: 650 MB
OPTIARC DVD RW AD-5970H ()
USB Information: ⓘ
Apple Inc. FaceTime HD Camera (Built-in)
Apple Inc. Apple Internal Keyboard / Trackpad
Apple Inc. BRCM2070 Hub
Apple Inc. Bluetooth USB Host Controller
ASMedia AS2115 500,11 GB
EFI (disk1s1) <not mounted> : 210 MB
Macintosh HD (disk1s2) / : 499.25 GB (196.87 GB free)
Recovery HD (disk1s3) <not mounted> [Recovery]: 650 MB
Apple Computer, Inc. IR Receiver
Thunderbolt Information: ⓘ
Apple Inc. thunderbolt_bus
Configuration files: ⓘ
/etc/hosts - Count: 271
Gatekeeper: ⓘ
Anywhere
Kernel Extensions: ⓘ
/System/Library/Extensions
[not loaded] com.realtek.driver.RTL8192** (1024 - SDK 10.8 - 2016-09-24) [Support]
[not loaded] com.realtek.driver.RTL8192SU (1081 - SDK 10.8 - 2016-09-24) [Support]
System Launch Agents: ⓘ
[not loaded] 8 Apple tasks
[loaded] 155 Apple tasks
[running] 75 Apple tasks
System Launch Daemons: ⓘ
[not loaded] 45 Apple tasks
[loaded] 157 Apple tasks
[running] 88 Apple tasks
Launch Agents: ⓘ
[running] Wlan.Software.plist (2011-09-14) [Support]
[running] com.bjango.istatmenusagent.plist (2016-09-24) [Support]
[running] com.bjango.istatmenusnotifications.plist (2016-09-24) [Support]
[running] com.bjango.istatmenusstatus.plist (2016-09-24) [Support]
Launch Daemons: ⓘ
[running] com.bjango.istatmenusdaemon.plist (2016-09-24) [Support]
User Launch Agents: ⓘ
[loaded] com.google.keystone.agent.plist (2016-09-24) [Support]
User Login Items: ⓘ
iTunesHelper Programm (/Applications/iTunes.app/Contents/MacOS/iTunesHelper.app)
BetterTouchTool Programm (/Applications/BetterTouchTool.app)
Internet Plug-ins: ⓘ
FlashPlayer-10.6: 22.0.0.209 - SDK 10.9 (2016-08-04) [Support]
QuickTime Plugin: 7.7.3 (2016-05-05)
Flash Player: 22.0.0.209 - SDK 10.9 (2016-08-04) Outdated! Update
Default Browser: 601 - SDK 10.11 (2016-05-05)
Safari Extensions: ⓘ
New XKit - New XKit Team - http://new-xkit-extension.tumblr.com/ (2016-09-24)
Translate - SideTree.com - Apps for Mac and Web - http://SideTree.com/extensions.html#Translate (2012-01-21)
AdBlock - BetaFish, Inc. - https://getadblock.com (2013-09-11)
3rd Party Preference Panes: ⓘ
None
Time Machine: ⓘ
Skip System Files: NO
Mobile backups: OFF
Auto backup: NO - Auto backup turned off
Volumes being backed up:
Macintosh HD: Disk size: 499.25 GB Disk used: 302.38 GB
Destinations:
Total size: 997.71 GB
Total number of backups: 1
Oldest backup: 23.09.16, 20:28
Last backup: 23.09.16, 20:28
Size of backup disk: Adequate
Backup size 997.71 GB > (Disk used 302.38 GB X 3)
Top Processes by CPU: ⓘ
15% com.apple.WebKit.WebContent(20)
7% mdworker(12)
7% WindowServer
2% kernel_task
2% System Preferences
Top Processes by Memory: ⓘ
3.47 GB com.apple.WebKit.WebContent(20)
850 MB kernel_task
311 MB Safari
229 MB mdworker(12)
Virtual Memory Information: ⓘ
6.96 GB Free RAM
9.03 GB Used RAM (3.92 GB Cached)
0 B Swap Used
I guess I'll just have to wait and see if the kernel panics have been resolved. If they happen again, is there anything but the RAM that could be causing them?