2008 15" MBP won't start without battery
Ok, this is a long story. I've had this late 2008 uni-body MBP for ages. It's the 15" model, and I think it has the 2.4 processor and 250GB storage, as well as the 250MB VRAM. Don't remember the rest, and can't check, as the thing is dead. In early January I got a new (late 2016) MBP, and was going to transfer all data from the old one. I had used the old one as a desktop computer connected to an external monitor for ages, and only at this point discovered (negligent, I know, sorry) that its battery had bloated, pushing the battery cover outwards and bending it - naturally, I disposed of the battery. The computer also wouldn't start. I was forced to remove the hard driver and use a SATA connector to extract the data.
I also had an X-Plane 10 disk in the disk drive, and to extract it I took of the main body cover and removed the disk drive, took off the cover of that, extracted the disk, and then reassembled everything. I followed all the instructions I could find as carefully as I could and made sure that I left everything exactly as I found it. This disassembly may be relevant, so I included it.
All of this was around two weeks ago, and just today I decided to try to tun the computer off DC power without the battery installed. The MPB did nothing - no startup chimes, no fan/disk drive spinnup noise, no lights coming on anywhere, screen dead. I tried holding down the power button for 10 seconds several times, to no avail. I then tried another method I found on several sites - putting in the magsafe cable while holding down the button, then letting go of and pressing the button again. The green light on the charger came on, but nothing else happened. Holding the power button down still does nothing.
Any ideas?
MacBook Pro, OS X El Capitan (10.11), Not sure which El Capitan version