Without wifi or cellular connectivity, you're going to need some kind of massive USB hub/cart? Apple configuration is software you run on your Mac to configure devices. There is nothing to install on the devices.
See http://help.apple.com/configurator/mac/2.3/#/cad9d4b2211e
As far as some sort of giant powered USB hub or cart, you'll need to look online for that. There are several companies that make them, although I don't think I've ever seen one that can do more than 3-4 dozen devices simultaneously? I'm also not sure about one device that would accommodate both iPhones and iPads, so you'll need to see about that. Maybe see what companies seem to offer you what you may want and then call and talk to them about your specific needs.