I SOLVED IT!!!!! I feel so happy about this!!! Before performing this next part, back up your system, just in case.
What you do: On any permanent ID, open System Preferences and enter Users & Groups.
Unlock it by selecting the lock in the corner. Remove all groups from unused IDs.
Log off and refresh your computer. Before it comes back up, clear the P-RAM (hold cmd+opt+p+r and release after the noise); this last step may not be necessary, but it is what I did after removing the things under 'groups.'
If this does not do the trick, remove all unnecessary users as well.
NOTE: I also removed parental controls from every ID, and unchecked the box permitting other computers to control the parental controls remotely, before I performed this function. That, and removing unwanted apps. Never hurts to do that, but didn't help the case until I removed the groups.
That's all I've got, but I've tried everything else except resetting and bringing back everything minus the Libraries, which is what the Genius Bar had told me to do (clearly there was a better alternative).
If this fails, do what the Genii say. Sorry for the lengthiness and informalities. I am just so excited to share my solution and couldn't take the time to shorten it.