Ok, with a little pain, I was able to figure out how to get the report out of EtreCheck. I don't think Chrome is a problem, because the system is equally crappy without it running as with, and the memory pressure goes back and forth mostly yellow sometimes green and whether or not chrome is running -- either way it doesn't seem to matter. We are not going to stop using it anyway, as we rely heavily on google apps (we have the paid enterprise version), and we have hundreds of these exact macbook pros deployed running these same apps without the problems that this one machine has. This is the webmaster's machine, and he has to monitor their website in all browsers.
So, does anything jump out at anybody? (I restored the red coloring, but not any of the other colors. Is there some trick to pasting RTF into apple discussions forum?) There are three pieces flagged as possible adware, but two of them have missing executables.
EtreCheck version: 3.4.7 (461)
Report generated 2018-02-15 09:51:27
Download EtreCheck from https://etrecheck.com
Runtime: 9:33
Performance: Below Average
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Problem: Computer is too slow
Description:
System unresponsive, memory pressure high, whether chrome running or not.
Hardware Information:ⓘ
MacBook Pro (13-inch, Mid 2012)
[Technical Specifications] - [User Guide] - [Warranty & Service]
MacBook Pro - model: MacBookPro9,2
1 2.5 GHz Intel Core i5 (i5-3210M) CPU: 2-core
4 GB RAM Upgradeable - [Instructions]
BANK 0/DIMM0
2 GB DDR3 1600 MHz ok
BANK 1/DIMM0
2 GB DDR3 1600 MHz ok
Handoff/Airdrop2: supported
Wireless:
en1: 802.11 a/b/g/n
Battery: Health = Check Battery - Cycle count = 279
Video Information:ⓘ
Intel HD Graphics 4000 - VRAM: 1024 MB
Display 1680 x 1050 @ 60 Hz
Disk Information:ⓘ
APPLE HDD HTS547550A9E384 disk0: (500.11 GB) (Rotational)
[Show SMART report]
(disk0s1) <not mounted>
[EFI]: 210 MB
Macintosh HD (disk0s2 - Journaled HFS+) /
[Startup]: 499.25 GB (241.97 GB free)
(disk0s3) <not mounted>
[Recovery]: 650 MB
HL-DT-ST DVDRW
GS41N
()
USB Information:ⓘ
XHCI Root Hub SS Simulation
XHCI Root Hub USB 2.0 Simulation
EHCI Root Hub Simulation
hub_device
hub_device
Apple Computer, Inc. IR Receiver
Apple Inc. BRCM20702 Hub
Apple Inc. Bluetooth USB Host Controller
Apple Inc. Apple Internal Keyboard / Trackpad
EHCI Root Hub Simulation
hub_device
hub_device
Logitech USB Optical Mouse
Apple Computer, Inc. Apple Cinema Display
Apple Inc. FaceTime HD Camera (Built-in)
Thunderbolt Information:ⓘ
Apple Inc. thunderbolt_bus
System Software:ⓘ
OS X Mavericks 10.9.5 (13F34) - Time since boot: about 2 hours
Configuration files:ⓘ
/etc/sysctl.conf - File exists but not expected
Gatekeeper:ⓘ
Mac App Store and identified developers
Possible adware:ⓘ
Adware: /Library/LaunchAgents/com.EasyShopper.agent.plist
Adware: /Library/LaunchAgents/com.SoftwareUpdater.agent.plist
Adware: /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.iobit.AMCDaemon.plist
3 possible adware files found. [Remove/Report]
Clean up:ⓘ
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.EasyShopper.agent.plist
/Applications/EasyShopper/EasyShopper -guid 46943302671458641 -source pr-1612 -brand EasyShopper -dt 1458927751
Executable not found!
/Library/LaunchAgents/com.SoftwareUpdater.agent.plist
/Applications/SoftwareUpdater/SoftwareUpdater -guid 46943302671458641 -source pr-1612
Executable not found!
2 orphan files found. [Clean up]
Kernel Extensions:ⓘ
/Library/Application Support/Citrix Receiver
[not loaded] com.citrix.kext.gusb (12.4.0 - SDK 10.9) [Lookup]
/Library/Extensions
[loaded] org.virtualbox.kext.VBoxDrv (4.2.4) [Lookup]
[not loaded] org.virtualbox.kext.VBoxNetAdp (4.2.4) [Lookup]
[not loaded] org.virtualbox.kext.VBoxNetFlt (4.2.4) [Lookup]
[loaded] org.virtualbox.kext.VBoxUSB (4.2.4) [Lookup]
/System/Library/Extensions
[loaded] com.LivestreamProcaster.driver.ProcasterAudioRedirector (2.0.0 - SDK 10.0) [Lookup]
[not loaded] com.cisco.nke.ipsec (1.0.0) [Lookup]
Startup Items:ⓘ
CiscoVPN: Path: /System/Library/StartupItems/CiscoVPN
VirtualBox: Path: /Library/StartupItems/VirtualBox
Startup items no longer function in OS X Yosemite or later
System Launch Agents:ⓘ
[not loaded] 5 Apple tasks
[loaded] 152 Apple tasks
[running] 27 Apple tasks
System Launch Daemons:ⓘ
[failed] com.apple.installd.plist (Apple, Inc. - installed 2014-03-25)
[failed] com.apple.softwareupdated.plist (Apple, Inc. - installed 2014-07-11)
[not loaded] 49 Apple tasks
[loaded] 137 Apple tasks
[running] 60 Apple tasks
Launch Agents:ⓘ
[failed] com.EasyShopper.agent.plist (? 36ec7868 0 - installed 2016-03-25) Adware!
[Remove/Report]
[failed] com.SoftwareUpdater.agent.plist (? 6079de5d 0 - installed 2016-03-25) Adware!
[Remove/Report]
[not loaded] com.adobe.AAM.Updater-1.0.plist (Adobe Systems, Inc. - installed 2014-06-20) [Lookup]
[running] com.adobe.AdobeCreativeCloud.plist (Adobe Systems, Inc. - installed 2013-07-17) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.cisco.anyconnect.gui.plist (? 40bd3462 0 - installed 2016-08-18) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.citrix.AuthManager_Mac.plist (? 8bba567b d10bd3ad - installed 2017-12-21) [Lookup]
[running] com.citrix.ReceiverHelper.plist (? 75b63b97 7e1c3222 - installed 2017-12-21) [Lookup]
[running] com.citrix.ServiceRecords.plist (? 484f5457 27768e09 - installed 2017-12-21) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.google.keystone.agent.plist (Google, Inc. - installed 2017-09-27) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.oracle.java.Java-Updater.plist (? 59bd7a52 1a4bf56e - installed 2018-02-08) [Lookup]
Launch Daemons:ⓘ
[not loaded] com.adobe.SwitchBoard.plist (? 68cad67 0 - installed 2013-04-15) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.adobe.fpsaud.plist (Adobe Systems, Inc. - installed 2018-02-01) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.adobe.versioncueCS3.plist (? e716f322 9b3e398d - installed 2012-11-23) [Lookup]
[running] com.cisco.anyconnect.vpnagentd.plist (? 4e4892ba c3b5d163 - installed 2016-07-10) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.citrix.ctxusbd.plist (? 44dc9c9f 7c15dcb9 - installed 2016-11-09) [Lookup]
[loaded] com.google.keystone.daemon.plist (Google, Inc. - installed 2017-10-13) [Lookup]
[running] com.iobit.AMCDaemon.plist (? ce7f599b 71907915 - installed 2014-08-27) Adware!
[Remove/Report]
/Library/Application Support/AMC/AMCDaemon
[loaded] com.oracle.java.Helper-Tool.plist (Shell Script e3fefdd2 - installed 2017-12-19) [Lookup]
[loaded] org.ocsng.agent.plist (? 9e10bef3 3731ef16 - installed 2017-06-23) [Lookup]
User Login Items:ⓘ
iTunesHelper Application (Apple, Inc. - installed 2018-02-08)
(/Applications/iTunes.app/Contents/MacOS/iTunesHelper.app)
Internet Plug-ins:ⓘ
o1dbrowserplugin: 5.41.3.0 (installed 2015-12-16) [Lookup]
Default Browser: 537 (installed 2016-03-15)
OfficeLiveBrowserPlugin: 12.3.6 (installed 2013-06-28) [Lookup]
AdobeAAMDetect: AdobeAAMDetect 2.0.0.0 (installed 2013-07-17) [Lookup]
FlashPlayer-10.6: 28.0.0.161 (installed 2018-02-08) [Lookup]
AdobePDFViewerNPAPI: 11.0.09 (installed 2014-09-22) [Lookup]
Silverlight: 5.1.50901.0 (installed 2016-10-19) [Lookup]
Flash Player: 28.0.0.161 (installed 2018-02-08) [Lookup]
PepperFlashPlayer: 28.0.0.161 (installed 2018-02-08) [Lookup]
CitrixICAClientPlugIn: 12.4.0 (installed 2017-12-21) [Lookup]
googletalkbrowserplugin: 5.41.3.0 (installed 2015-12-11) [Lookup]
AdobePDFViewer: 8.0.0 (installed 2016-03-17) [Lookup]
QuickTime Plugin: 7.7.3 (installed 2016-03-15)
JavaAppletPlugin: Java 8 Update 161 build 12 (installed 2018-02-08) Check version
3rd Party Preference Panes:ⓘ
Adobe Version Cue CS3 (installed 2012-11-23) [Lookup]
Flash Player (installed 2018-02-01) [Lookup]
Growl (installed 2012-12-27) [Lookup]
Java (installed 2018-02-08) [Lookup]
Time Machine:ⓘ
Time Machine not configured!
Top Processes by CPU:ⓘ
15%
Google Chrome Helper
11%
Google Chrome Helper
6%
WindowServer
4%
Google Chrome
3%
screensharingd
Top Processes by Memory:ⓘ
478 MB kernel_task
204 MB Google Chrome Helper
186 MB Google Chrome Helper
165 MB Google Chrome Helper
142 MB Google Chrome Helper
Top Processes by Energy Use:ⓘ
22.44 Google Chrome Helper
13.98 Google Chrome
13.24 Google Chrome Helper
6.68 WindowServer
5.34 Citrix Viewer
Virtual Memory Information:ⓘ
215 MB Available RAM
8 MB Free RAM
3.79 GB
Used RAM
206 MB Cached files
109 MB Swap Used
Software installs (last 30 days):ⓘ
Adobe Flash Player:
(installed 2018-02-08)
Adobe Pepper Flash Player:
(installed 2018-02-08)
Java 8 Update 161:
(installed 2018-02-08)
Citrix Receiver: 11.8.2 (installed 2018-02-13)
Install information may not be complete.
Diagnostics Events (last 3 days for minor events):ⓘ
2018-02-15 09:21:30 ManagedClient.app Crash [Open]
Cause: abort() called
_RegisterApplication(), unable to get application ASN from launchservicesd, and this application requires an ASN, so aborting.
error=#-1.
2018-02-13 16:33:43 screensharingd Crash [Open]
2018-02-12 14:04:26 Kernel Panic [Open] [Details]
3rd Party Kernel Extensions:
org.virtualbox.kext.VBoxUSB 4.2.4
org.virtualbox.kext.VBoxDrv 4.2.4
com.LivestreamProcaster.driver.ProcasterAudioRedirector 2.0.0