You may find some joy (or distraction?) by looking into power-through adapters
& others, see what you can cobble together; some ideas may be found in here:
... and video capabilities of the USB-C or Thunderbolt 3 (USB-C) ports ... (USB 3.1
Gen 1). On MacBook Pro, ... USB 3.0 Hard Drive ; Apple USB SuperDrive ...
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204360
..And ideas on how to connect more recent Mac portables to Apple USB SuperDrive..
The Apple USB SuperDrive and MacBook Air SuperDrive are compatible with any
Mac made after 2008 that doesn't have a built-in optical drive. You can ...
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT202665
Then there's a Dock: likely to succeed and connect near everything, for a price: idea..?
It will only send 60 watts power. For a 13-inch MacBook Pro, ... When you buy the dock,
OWC ships a 0.5m Thunderbolt ... and covers Apple news and rumors for 9to5Mac.
https://9to5mac.com/2017/09/21/review-owc-thunderbolt-3-dock-...
OWC's new Thunderbolt 3 Dock brings connectivity, delivers charging power to your
laptop and other devices, all with just one Thunderbolt 3 cable.
https://eshop.macsales.com/item/OWC/TB3DK13PSG/
In any event...
Good luck & happy trails! 🙂