Why am I unable to launch Apple Diagnostics?
I have a 2009 Mac Pro running macOS 10.11.6 (latest available for this model). I have tried both startup approaches (holding down the D key and holding down Option-D) to no avail.
I have disconnected everything except keyboard, track ball and ethernet cable. The first step of Apple's instructions here are a bit confusing:
Disconnect all external devices except keyboard, mouse, display, Ethernet connection (if applicable), and connection to AC power. (emphasis mine)
I never see what the instructions predict, a dialog "asking you to choose your language."
What am I missing?