Well, it's too bad you dislike Apple hardware so; what you feel about their laptops is the way I feel about every PC laptop I've ever come into contact with, bar none.
Different people use different products differently, and have different needs.
All I can say is that for how I use my systems, macOS and Apple products are the easiest to use, best hardware and allow me to be the most productive.
I'm not sure what WiFi issues you were seeing, but my MBP 16 has been maxing out its WiFi connection since day one with no issues.
The touchpad is my absolute favorite part of Apple hardware, to the point where I can't even stand to use a mouse if at all possible, instead I have Magic Trackpads for all of my non-laptop Macs. They're intuitive, and just magical in their response where every PC laptop trackpad has been a pain for me to use, they're either too sensitive or not sensitive enough and the first thing I always have to do is shut off tap to click (on Macs, too.)
Frankly I rarely use the touch bar… or function keys. All I need is a physical ESC key, and the MBP 16 brought that back, which is why I finally upgraded from the last non-touchbar generation of MBP.
50W for the GPU? Awesome, I want the GPU driven as hard as it can be at all times, but we've covered that - speed is important for me, power and heat are zero concern for me, the same way they aren't for PC gamers. (GPU power use of 185w, now that's impressive.)
If you want thin and light, the MacBook Air is a great model, but I'm sure there are good PC laptops out there… somewhere, my biggest problem with them is you'd have to use Windows if you don't install a Linux distro.
I am thankful I don't have to use Windows, as there is literally nothing positive about any interaction I've ever had with Windows. The interface is horrid, non-intuitive and just generally a pain to navigate through even for something as simple as "What size hard drive does this machine have" or "What are the current network settings?"
It's a pity you think Macs are useless because they allow millions of people to be more productive than they would be using Windows every day with the added benefit that you never, ever have to wait for your virus software to update (unless for some reason you feel compelled to install one, usually only because a corporate IT department somewhere said you had to.) Nor do I ever need to install drivers or sort out driver conflicts.
I wish you all the best in your future endeavors.