Haha! Agreed. With "English" that bad, you can pretty much rightly assume the drive is junk.
Any drive, literally, is compatible. There's no such thing as a Windows only, or Mac only drive. It's just a matter of purchasing a decent one.
You can find any number of drives that will fit the bill for under $30 at Best Buy or Amazon. Such as this bus powered Dell unit. It isn't really Dell, as most such computer companies stamp their name on the case, but the drive itself is from a reputable manufacturer such as Panasonic, Hitachi, LG, etc.
Do be careful about how some drives are marketed. I bought an external Blu-ray read/write drive for $90 on Amazon. Doing some other comparison shopping, I found the exact same drive on Best Buy being sold through them by a third party seller. They had it listed as a Mac specific Blu-ray drive. Price for this identical drive? $350.