Can't Turn on Fixed Position Volume Controls!
I'm on iOS 15.7 on my iPad Air 5th Generation, and I can't disable the dumb dynamic volume buttons feature--and yes I've already *tried* going to Sounds in the Settings app and toggling on the "Fixed Position Volume Controls" but I can't do that--because the option literally isn't there. The very bottom of the page only has the options of toggling on keyboard clicks and lock sound. That's it. Nothing else. And yes, I've already tried powering off and on my iPad.
iPad Air 5 Wi-Fi