Thank you, I did give them a call. No help whatsoever. None.
I was told, it was out of apple care and that, yeah, it sucks that a $1600 laptop will become faulty after 3 years. and I really should get the extra apple care, etc. (doesn't help, already explained that its out of apple care, didn't need for them to rub it in, that was a bit sh*t)
I asked if there was anything that could be done. the agent said no...
Anything Apple would consider? maybe being a little flexible on my apple care, etc?
Allow me to buy it so I can get it diagnosed? no. Anything? no, nothing....
I then inquired about something "Consumer Rights Law" oops, that went south very quickly. I have never had such a bad response from customer service. All I asked was for more information regarding Consumer Rights Law in CA in reference to my failed camera. The laptop wasn't fit for purpose and doesn't perform the functions it was sold to do, etc...
the conversation got very awkward and she got incredibly defensive, to the point of not answering my questions and trying to make me say something that I wasn't. A number of times I had to state that was not what I asked you. She started to repeat my questions back to me but changing the question, in which I had to state again: That is not what I asked you.
I asked for legal or customer service that would have a better understanding of this and she told me that you need to contact a lawyer, I said, look, I just want to get my laptop seen without having to lay out a couple hundred bucks for the opinion, its just out of apple care, I don't think its right honestly for a product that costs 10x of a normal laptop. Not like I use the thing every day.
Asked if I could clarify with her what Apple policy was in the US for Consumer Rights Law, she basically said, I don't have to know anything about it. It's not a requirement... I'm thinking: fantastic, you work in Apple Care and you handle the returns, replacements and should know what federal or state policies apply. (Barbara the slightly useless and mildly angry at life Apple Care woman: if you by chance are reading this: google is your friend. it's not federal, Apple operates in the US under CA law... its on your webpage FFS...
Anyway, I was told there was a legal department - great, can I have their number? 0r email?
No you can't I can't give it to you. You have to be a lawyer or a group.
Well, I just want to know what Apple will do under Consumer Rights Law and how that applies to my laptop that may or may not be broken because you want to charge me to tell me what I already know??
Sorry for the rant, Apple have literally sucked my whole day away and I'm in not better position than when I woke up this morning, and now I'm just ****** off...
Anyway, it went way downhill. If you have a complaint about someone at Apple, it will go absolutely nowhere, there is no way to report the conversation, even when its recorded for training purposes...
Anyhoo, I complained about the interaction, using their comments page..
I guarantee, like my laptop, Apple will do nothing.
Update: camera still not working. Having to do my zooms with a black screen...