Airpods Pro 2 Keep Turning On Their Own Charging Case Sounds

I was gifted a set of Airpods Pro 2 for Christmas 2024 and I love the headphones. I hate the charging case. I hate it so much. It keeps making an annoying "boop boop boop boop" noise when I pick it up or move it at all. It does not matter how many times I reset the Airpods or unpair them and then re-pair them with my devices. It does not matter how many times I make sure "enable charging case sounds" is turned off. It does not matter how charged they are. Or if my bluetooth is on or off. They. Just. Keep. Randomly. Beeping. Often they will do it in meetings or at the most inconvenient times. I have exhausted my options. I just want the charging case to shut up and to stay quiet. Permanently. If anyone has any suggestions or if Apple support has actually done something meaningful to fix this (other than the less than useful canned responses they post on here), please let me know. I have tried all the tips, tricks, and fixes already suggested for charging case/ charging case sound issues.