Welp -- I got a call from apple and they hooked me up with a replacement...
Has the same exact problem:
http://i52.tinypic.com/2dtosxc.png (new unit)
I don't know what to think...Apple are super nice and doing all they can but this is clearly a mfg defect or something. I don't know which is worse, the "old" one or the "new" one -- lol. Either way -- I am done with being an early adopter, waiting in lines and being excited about new tech. Screw it. Apple has awesome support, but something is going on here and I'm done with it. The "new" one is going back and that's it. I'm gonna wait about a month or so and see if they come out with a statement on exactly what is causing the screen problems.
I'm also betting a lot more people are having this problem than are posting about it -- both of mine you could only see the problem if you were in a very dark lit room or at night.
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