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Apple has announced the pending release of the iPad3 including the following new features:

~Full support for Flash with a complementary kiss Adobe's A$$ feature
~Self correcting "Living Polymer" to correct any light leakage
~Upgraded speed and a 1000GB storage
~Full support for USB conectivity includingto household appliances
~A full feature coffee maker app built in
~Five year Battery charge (stand by)
~Full replacement service for any who drops, kicks or stomps on the device
~Full trade in for any item previously purchased within the last ten years

In addition, Apple is guarantying availability and +1 hour+ shipping for online orders anywhere in the world (except Antartica).

*Oh and by the way - April Fool's!*

<for those outsdie the US, google it :) >

MacBook Pro, Mac OS X (10.6.6), iPad, iPod, Airport Express
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