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Ipad 3 Announced!!!!

Apple has announced the pending release of the iPad3 including the following new features:

~Full support for Flash with a complementary kiss Adobe's *** feature
~Self correcting "Living Polymer" to correct any light leakage
~Upgraded speed and a 1000GB storage
~Full support for USB conectivity includingto household appliances
~A full feature coffee maker app built in
~Five year Battery charge (stand by)
~Full replacement service for any who drops, kicks or stomps on the device
~Full trade in for any item previously purchased within the last ten years

In addition, Apple is guarantying availability and +1 hour+ shipping for online orders anywhere in the world (except Antartica).

*Oh and by the way - April Fool's!*

<for those outsdie the US, google it :) >

MacBook Pro, Mac OS X (10.6.6), iPad, iPod, Airport Express

Posted on Apr 1, 2011 5:39 AM

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User profile for user: Kilgore-Trout
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Apr 1, 2011 6:31 AM in response to Julian Wright

Of course - all things good and silly started here in the USA.

April Fool's again 😉

Yes -I'm aware its several centuries old and recognized pretty much every where the is a British cultural influence. Our middle eastern posters may not be quite as aware of it, I'm thinkng (but perhaps incorrect there as well).

Consider me sufficiently chastised.
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Apr 1, 2011 8:04 AM in response to Julian Wright

There is controversy around the origin of April Fools' Day.

I believe it was introduced many centuries after the last cave person died and many centuries before the first iPad was announced.

This is what the corresponding Wikipedia article has to report:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AprilFools%27Day
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Apr 1, 2011 10:23 AM in response to Robert Fay

Robert Fay wrote:
I thought we were in the post-toast era.


Despite what the English muffin fanboys may say, toast is still the breakfast bread of choice for most people. Apple's continued insistence that "toast is going away" alienates many possible customers. Just think how successful Apple could be if they just accepted that people want toast. It seems like a no-brainer to me.
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