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Ipad 3 Announced!!!!

Apple has announced the pending release of the iPad3 including the following new features:

~Full support for Flash with a complementary kiss Adobe's *** feature
~Self correcting "Living Polymer" to correct any light leakage
~Upgraded speed and a 1000GB storage
~Full support for USB conectivity includingto household appliances
~A full feature coffee maker app built in
~Five year Battery charge (stand by)
~Full replacement service for any who drops, kicks or stomps on the device
~Full trade in for any item previously purchased within the last ten years

In addition, Apple is guarantying availability and +1 hour+ shipping for online orders anywhere in the world (except Antartica).

*Oh and by the way - April Fool's!*

<for those outsdie the US, google it :) >

MacBook Pro, Mac OS X (10.6.6), iPad, iPod, Airport Express

Posted on Apr 1, 2011 5:39 AM

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Kilgore-Trout Author

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Apr 1, 2011 12:48 PM in response to David M Brewer

David M Brewer wrote:
The iPad 3 only syncs to Windoz 

And Demo called me a sick puppy
🙂

Apr 1, 2011 1:26 PM in response to Kilgore-Trout

iTunes only allows downloading of disco music... (There's just too many to pick from I can't list them.)
Netflix has chick flicks marathon weekends featuring greats like Love Story and Bridges of Madison County (Clint Eastwood just gone wrong.)
And finally... iTunes only allows downing of Tv greats like What's Happening and Welcome Back Carter.

annabelle

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Apr 1, 2011 4:27 PM in response to Kilgore-Trout

: )) LOL

Kilgore-Trout Author

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Apr 1, 2011 4:36 PM in response to David M Brewer

David M Brewer wrote:
iTunes only allows downloading of disco music... (There's just too many to pick from I can't list them.)
Netflix has chick flicks marathon weekends featuring greats like Love Story and Bridges of Madison County (Clint Eastwood just gone wrong.)
And finally... iTunes only allows downing of Tv greats like What's Happening and Welcome Back Carter.

no need to get vulgar

🙂

Apr 1, 2011 8:19 PM in response to PogoPossum

PogoPossum wrote:
You're way off base here, Meg, and living in the past. The younger generation doesn't care about toasting capabilities like we do - they want higher speed coffee capability. If Apple wants to remain viable, they're going to have to offer n tablet that will give the user CHOICE about their coffee options - variety of blending and brewing techniques. I hear Krups has developed a prototype tablet that will do all of this at a competitive price with only minor sacrifices in size and weight.

There's a better app for that:
http://www.starbucks.com/blog/introducing-starbucks-mobile-pour/987?utmsource=facebook&utm_medium=web&utmcampaign=af

Apr 2, 2011 8:15 AM in response to red555

Got my new IPAD 3 today.
It is solar powered and when I went into my closet it stopped working.
Please don't give me any of that death grip stuff.

signed dark in Alaska!

PogoPossum

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Apr 2, 2011 9:18 AM in response to David M Brewer

David,

That is clearly an IPHONE app. I plan on only getting the wifi iPad3, so it will be of little use to me - unless you expect me to walk around the city holding my iPad to my ear? Ridiculous...