Kurt,
Do you know for a fact that it works in Rosetta? I don't have an Intel Mac so I can't say for certain.
It probably would work in Boot Camp, Parallel's Workstation, or OpenOSX Wintel. All are available Windows environments for Intel Macs, which are covered in my FAQ:
http://www.macmaps.com/macosxnative.html#WINTEL
No reason to send back your Mac yet. Macs do Windows, Windows machines can't do Mac OS X yet with as great capabilities.