This is a true story of the death and life of my iPhone 5, recorded in emails I sent to my friends. My husband, Ray, is an unbiased observer. He witnessed the entire drama and can verify the following events to be true and accurate!
Email sent April 4, 2014
To whom it may concern, (I hope that’s all of you)
Yesterday around 3:00 pm PST, my phone did a backflip into the toilet. Quickly I submerged my hand into the water after I flushed. (Luckily, it wasn’t my early morning visit to the bathroom.) I just wasn’t quick enough. I felt the rhinestone case as it rushed past the grip of my hand. It proceeded to descend into the abyss of the sewer system.
My first thought: The iPhone 6 isn’t out yet!!! How could this happen now?
Today, the plumber came to rescue my rhinestone case, I am sure the phone drowned waiting to be rescued. Unfortunately, when he removed the toilet to get to the pipes, the toilet broke. Yup, need a new toilet now. Unfortunately, he is going out of town tomorrow and won’t be back till next week. Bathroom: Out of Service!
I buried my phone in a bed of rice. R.I.P. Although the last rites were given, I am praying for a resurrection. Should that not happen before the Rapture occurs, I will be without a phone for several days. Just thought you all would want to know this.
The good news is I can receive texts from iPhone users and email from everyone.
Goodbye, till we talk again,
Linda
Email sent April 5
I have good new and bad news. The good news is I have a phone again; bad news, I went from a 5 to a 4s. I am using Ray’s old phone. Its like being re-incarnated as a fly! Oh well, in all things, give thanks! I am back in business!
Linda
Email sent April 8, 2014
For all of you doubting Thomas’ out there, miracles still happen!
On the fifth day of my dead iPhone 5, (due to drowning) I went back to the tomb (the rice bag) to check the pulse again. Almost 24 hours submerged in water till someone (the plumber) was able to rescue him, 5 days in a rice bag, HE CAME BACK TO LIFE! Yes, you read that correctly, He’s ALIVE!!! Don Francisco even wrote a song about this!
My iPhone 5 was resurrected! When the iPhone 6 comes out, I may not upgrade. My 5 and I have been through so much together, I am not sure I can part with him again!
I just wanted to share this news flash with the people I love the most!!!
Your Pal,
Linda