"I'm on an iMac, Intel Core Duo, 10.6.8."
I hate to make a meta comment but I am really astonished by how many people in this thread are still running 2006-vintage, 32-bit only machines 😮
I mean, I still have a 2006 17" MacBook Pro 2.16 GHz Core Duo lying around but the battery is dead and it's turned off.
Not to say that a 64-bit only kext issue causing you all heartburn should be the sole cause for upgrading your computer, but geez ... do you realize how slow they are?
Anyway, as I've stated before, AppleCare and Apple Engineering are on the case, this must be more complex than it first appears given that they still haven't fixed it yet ... I told the AppleCare person I was corresponding with that my feedback for Apple Engineering was that they need to provide an Uninstaller with the iTunes .dmg download version ...
(Look on the bright side, at least we're not iPhone 6/6+ owners with bent phones running iOS 8.0.1 with no cellular service or working Touch ID 😁 )