I do not currently have an Apple device, computer or otherwise, to receive Apple support. If someone that is interested in following up with this case that does have access to the above linked AppleCare support, I would be more than willing to feed information and logs for the purpose of resolving this issue. To start, here is the basic crash information provided:
Problem signature:
Problem Event Name: APPCRASH
Application Name: SoftwareUpdate.exe
Application Version: 2.1.3.127
Application Timestamp: 4de6dd5a
Fault Module Name: OLEAUT32.dll
Fault Module Version: 6.0.6002.19216
Fault Module Timestamp: 5441bd96
Exception Code: c0000005
Exception Offset: 000049d6
OS Version: 6.0.6002.2.2.0.768.3
Locale ID: 1033
Additional Information 1: fd00
Additional Information 2: ea6f5fe8924aaa756324d57f87834160
Additional Information 3: fd00
Additional Information 4: ea6f5fe8924aaa756324d57f87834160
iTunes has not been compatible with the Windows Vista Data Execution Prevention (DEP) framework since version 11.2 and along with its related components has seemed to get less reliable on Vista over time. I am not quite sure why Apple decided to completely revise the background task execution model beyond iTunes 11.1.5, it has resulted in unnecessary incompatibility with Windows Vista, and in cases, Windows 7 while all other programs designed for Windows NT 6+ run without error.
To be more complete, I have scanned system files (scannow) on the Vista x64 machine and they are all intact and without corruption. I also maintain a fully updated Windows environment. The hard disk containing the OS and Software Update/iTunes is also free of disk errors (chkdsk). Windows updates that most closely preceded the inconsistent crashing and update suggestions were: .NET Framework 4.5.2 and several Vista x64 Security Updates (KB3022777, KB3019215, KB3021674).