I suspect it wouldn't let me restore from my Time Machine backup because the backup was made from a different OS --> Sierra. But, that's poppycock, right? Why would it care that I created the backup from a previous OS?!
It doesn't care. You can select to restore files from a previous Time Machine backup of a previous OS. I would choose carefully what you bring over so you can start as clean as possible without bringing in old conflicting files.
How to move your content to a new Mac - Apple Support
How to Clean Install MacOS High Sierra
http://osxdaily.com/2017/10/02/clean-install-macos-high-sierra/
Create a Clone backup
If you don't have a clone backup it's time to start. Just like a seat belt and an air bag protect you in different ways when driving, you need both Time Machine and a clone for full protection. A clone is bootable.
If for some reason you DON'T like the way High Sierra runs, and you want to revert...
1. Boot from the backup clone.
2. Erase the internal drive with High Sierra using Disk Utility and format as HFS+ Mac OS Extended Journaled
3. Clone the backup drive BACK TO the internal drive.
Software used to Clone:
CarbonCopyClonerhttp://www.bombich.com/download.html (All options are available free for 30 days)
SuperDuper!http://www.shirt-pocket.com/ (Free forever to do an erase and install. Purchased version allows for smart updates and schedules)