I just got off the phone with Apple support. I can't go half a day without charging, even on low power mode.
Essentially, we are screwed. Apple is not going to allow us to revert to the prior IOS, and they're not going to release an update until fall. I was given a checklist of tasks to perform to preserve battery life, but I had already performed them all, to no avail. The technician explained that "The IOS 11.4 demands a lot more from the iPhone 6 system so the battery will drain far more quickly." He also justified Apples decision to prevent us from reinstalling the prior IOS thusly: "Apple has created a system where we want our customers moving forward and not going a step back."
Hella thanks, buddy. If there was a middle finger emoji, I would be using it right now to Apple. In the meantime, this will have to do: 💩