Hi rbrylawski.
I do hope you've also been reading my positive comments about "smart phone" cameras and even the advanced 11Pro. (I've owned four of them now) And I'm amazed every day about how important & versatile a tool – for business, art & life – these multi-function camera phones are.
What's wrong here is what you just stated: "Your hope that Apple admits anything about a normally occurring artifact will most assuredly go unfulfilled." That doesn't cut it, doesn't address or correct the problems. They are not "normal" to me. First photo I took was with a Brownie. Then I built a pin-hole camera. I've slung a camera over my shoulder for decades now. I'm a freelance photojournalist, ad agency owner & struggling artist. I shoot good pictures and bad pictures.
I'll agree with you – to a degree – that "it's not the camera, it's the photographer." But the gear most definitely makes a difference, provides options, opportunities, advantages. Heck, isn't that why you and I and everyone else here bought an iPhone 11Pro? Not because that automatically makes us a better shooter. I think it's because it helps us "see" better – up close, pulled-back, zoomed-in. And it let's us share these visions more readily, more universally.
Not to say my "pinhole" camera wasn't a bitchin' thingy.