I have understood everything except "falsely alleging loss of connection to the internet". What does that mean, you have internet through your cellular service provider?
However....
There are two major Updates in an iPhone / iPad:
- iOS Update (Recommended): Released by Apple Inc basically for improvements, security and bug fixes. Does not affect Data, Calls & SMSs if not updated
- Carrier Update (Required): Released by your Cellular Service provider (Carrier Update), affects your Outgoing / Incoming calls, SMS, Data etc..
How to Update Carrier Settings
You can manually check for and install a carrier settings update with these steps: Make sure your device is connected to a Wi-Fi or cellular network. Tap Settings > General > About. If an update is available, you'll see an option to update your carrier settings.
Update your carrier settings on your iPhone or iPad - Apple Support
How to update iOS
Go to Settings > General > Software Update > Automatic Updates, then turn off AutomaticUpdates. At any time, you can check for and install software updates. Go to Settings > General > Software Update. The screen shows the currently installed version of iOS and whether an update is available.
Update iOS software on iPhone - Apple Support