People seem to think that this forum is "censored" but posts are only removed for violating the Terms of Use you, I and everyone else here agreed to when creating an account.
You can re-read them at the link below, if you like:
Apple Support Communities Use Agreement - Apple Community
Violations of those terms is the only reason posts are ever removed, and posts are only removed by moderators, who are Apple employees, not by myself or other contributors here.
I'm not new to laptops, either, but nowhere in Apple's advertising does it claim MacBook Pros will operate silently; no laptop that I am aware of does.
iOS devices do operate silently, because they don't have fans, but that's another topic.
I get that you would prefer the fans not run at the level they do, and that's fine. If it's within 14 days of purchase, or if you purchased your laptop at an Apple retail store within 14 days of their closure due to COVID, you will be able to return the unit for your money back.
(If purchased at an Apple retail store, you will have 14 days after Apple Stores reopen for general customer traffic to return your product; many are open now but just for Genius Bar appointments and for curbside delivery of product, not for general customer shopping or returns.)
Apple sells an awful lot of computer hardware for not being a computer company anymore.
It's not just me, many thousands of people around the world are absolutely thrilled with their MBP 16s, but as I've said from the beginning, not everyone will be thrilled with every product.