Update: After my adventure with tech support and being able to confirm in real time that the WiFi was awful and just dropped for no reason, I sent back the phone.
And this week I got a box back and... I have a new phone...I think?
How does one tell it's new?
I took a screen shot of my "about this iPhone" screen in settings before I sent the phone to Apple.
Regular model number for 128gig red SE is MXCY2LL/A and that's what my screen shot had on the bad phone.
My phone's model number is now NXCV2LL/A ... there is nothing, nada, zip online with this model number. The model number is like no other model number on earth. I'm so confused.
What the heck???
The "repair" sheet they sent back says it has a new serial number. And it says they "replaced the following parts:"
red 128GB iphone SE 2nd gen, NA
red, enclosure, iphone SE 2nd gen
battery, iphone Se 2nd gen
...with random symptoms next to each item, not one of which is WiFi.
At first I was thinking they did a repair, but then I read more closely and it looks like they replaced the phone. But why couldn't they just say that, rather than "enclosure" and "battery" etc.
At any rate, the WiFi is now excellent and does not drop the connection at all.
Fingers crossed!