Whether people have "self inflicted" issues over the years, it doesn't change the fact that this one isn't.
It doesn't seem to be as widespread as the butteryfly keyboard issue, but there are those getting a bum unit.
Look at this from another person's perspective. I've successfully used a mac for decades, I innocently buy a Macbook Air M1, and now people suspect I'm the biggest buffoon that cannot successfully use Safari without crashing my own machine.
Please, the machine was a lemon. Unlike these folks I didn't troubleshoot it, I sent it back to Apple as a return.
It either works, or it doesn't - simple as that.