Before I get to my point to add here, I want to mention the "stupidness" of your comment. No offense, but calling someone (or in this case, an entire company as a single entity) stupid seems to me to just throw it at you, since "stupidness" is not a word. Apple is not going to fall anytime soon, (Good thing too... that would cause me a lot of loss on the stock market) and while Apple does have some stupidity,(the correct word) I have yet to find a company without it. Nobody, and no group of people either, is perfect.
Now, my point. Apple optimized iOS 5 for the devices to run it, which are especially the iPhone 4S but also for the iPad 2, since it is the newest iPad as of the day iOS 5 was released. (Also the iPod Touch to some degree, but not as much as the devices with the A5 Chip) Apple is known for compatibility with older devices, so iOS 5 works on iPhones back to the 3G-S and the original iPad. But an iPhone 3G-S will be much slower on iOS 5 than the 4S, or even the 4. This is because the actual iPhone hardware itself for the 3G-S was initially designed to work with iPhone OS 3, which they shipped with when they were new.
My point through all that is simply that with every update, older devices run slower. I am an Apple Developer for iOS and Safari, and I noticed significant speed and functionality losses when I started the iOS 5 beta. But it got way better by the time it was publically released, so I thought of it as faster rather than slower. But the point remains: the iPad was designed specifically for iPhone OS 3, which was 3.2 at the time I believe. Apple did their best to make it work with future releases, but of course they can't do it perfectly because they had no idea most of what would be added in the future to the software. Same with the iPad 2 even, which launched with iOS 4.2 initially. In fact, the only device made specifically to run iOS 5 was the iPhone 4S, until the next iPad is released at least. When the next iPad is released, Apple will undoubtedly update iOS on a minor note to work with it, since it will need to be tweaked to run with the next iPad. In theory, even when attempting to maximize the compatibility with the 4S, it could lose speed and functionality. (Although that won't be noticable probably until several major releases later)
My WiFi iPad, 64 GB, runs iOS 5.1 developer beta. Since I'm under a pre-release confidentiality contract with Apple like all developers are, I cannot tell you much about the release. But yes, it is faster (at least for me) than 5.0.1 was. So look forward to that for some added speed. Unfortunately, there is nothing really you can do but buy a new iPad, which you shouldn't do in my opinion until the next one comes out since it is expected soon this Spring if Apple stays on their usual schedule and releases it in their Keynote Address they have scheduled for sometime in March.
As a poster before you said, calling iOS 5.0.1 the "Windows Vista of Apple", I point out that nothing can be as bad as the laughing stock that is the tragedy called Windows Vista.