Email exchanges:
29 May 2015
Julius: Sorry for the delay in responding Peter. I’ve been trying to get an approximate time frame on the removal of the keyboard shortcuts but have not received a reply yet. As soon as I have information I’ll contact you through email or by phone.
Peter:
The delay is not your fault. There are only two assumptions I can make: either the engineers are unable to estimate the time involved (which means the bug is more complex than the patronising Apple advisors implied), or the engineers are unwilling to provide me with an estimate (which means that my problem is unimportant to Apple).
Doing without iCloud Drive is inconvenient. If the engineers don't know how to delete the zombie shortcuts, perhaps I could turn iCloud Drive back on until they know what they are doing? I understand that the engineers don't/won't communicate directly with users, but if they don't/won't communicate with you as an advisor, then the Apple system of help is broken.
30 May 2015
Julius: Hello Peter. I understand you must be very frustrated and inconvenienced by the inability to use iCloud Drive. If there was a way for me to speed up this process I most definitely would. The engineering department assure me that they will have a solution as soon as humanly possible. I am also working on a prorated refund for your iCloud storage to help compensate for your inconvenience.
Peter (to Sameer at Consumer Relations, who does not work on weekends so no reply yet, CCed to Julius):
This is not good enough.
1. Will the delay be days, weeks, months, years? (Julius originally estimated 30 minutes.)
2. Why are the engineers unable or unwilling to give Julius an estimate of the delay?
3. Do they care so little about users?
4. Are they busy working on more important issues, such as more emojis?
5. Or is the bug so complex and pervasive that they are unable to find the source of the bug? (If so, I would like an apology from the patronising advisors who merely told me to submit online feedback or asked me to again reboot my iPhone.)
Peter, to Julius and to Consumer Relations: Please pass on this case number [from crmac's post] to the engineers so that they can see what else has been tried. I believe it's time that Apple tried a co-ordinated response.
Julius: Thanks for the extra information Peter. I will take a look at this case number and see what steps have been taken and they will help in removing the shortcuts from your Apple ID/ device. I have also received a copy of your communication with Sameer from Consumer Relations. I do not feel the engineers are unwilling to give me an update on how long it will take to resolve the problem with removing the shortcuts from your apple ID as well as all the others who are experiencing this problem. I do think that the delays may be due to the volume of users that are having the same issue. I do not know the exact number of customers that have reported this issue, but I’m positive that the engineers are doing everything they can to fix the problem.
Peter:
Okay. When I'm angry, I get legalistic and pedantic. I actually think it's reasonable for me to ask for an estimated timeframe, and I can't understand why the engineers won't give you an estimate. But as you are my conduit to the engineers, I have to trust your opinion that they are doing their best. (This is difficult for me.)
I believe that Apple is taking two approaches to this bug simultaneously, and that's what's fueling my anger: (a) it's a trivial glitch that can be fixed by rebooting or by turning iCloud settings off and on (see my awful chat with Josh); and (b) it's a complex bug that engineers need a lot of time to work on, even though Apple was informed of the bug in, at least, November 2014.
I will try to leave you alone and let you get on with your work; I guess I don't like asking questions that don't get answered or acknowledged. I do appreciate your help, but I also genuinely feel that Apple is treating its users with disdain.
Julius:
I completely understand your frustration with this problem. It has taken quite a long time and there is still not a solution. I apologize for the time it has taken and I feel bad for not being able to resolve the problem myself. As I am working on your refund for iCloud storage fees, I have also made a request to offer you a gift from the online store to help compensate for the time you’ve spent dealing with this issue as well as the inconvenience you’ve been through... I know it doesn’t fully make up for the frustration and stress you’ve been under but its something that I would like to do for you.