Elevation status? (Apple, this is how you looked to us. Unfortunately it seems that the only way to be heard is to be persistent, pile on in numbers with "me, too, gosh darn it, and it's costing me..." and brainstorm workarounds.)
This is a collection of comments by many different participants here (much appreciated ones 🙂) --
3/26: Apple Support seems to be a first level; then there is a Senior Advisor
...re: Apple Support - " I just had a phone call from apple support and I do have say I didn't expect much but still they seem to be unfamiliar with the problem. Although the guys was quite nice he didn't have any knowledge of the iOS system. at the point where he was asking me if I already tried to uninstall Safari the conversation was done for."
...re: Senior advisor: "contacted apple via twitter and exchanged direct message with them for last couple of hours. I received this message 20 minutes ago:
'Thank you for providing us with those details. We’ve heard reports of the issue and it’s currently under review. We don’t have a solution at this time, but we’d like to get your case to a Senior Advisor so they can collect some data to assist with the investigation.'"
"What is worse: the problem exists and is known since January.
People have been complaining about this for a long time. And still they decided to role out the 9.3 update, even when they obviously didn't fix it for 9.2.1 users having this problem already."
3/26 "Had an Apple Store appt. today, they had NO fix. Advised apple working on update for Monday/Tuesday."
3/27 "answer from Apple right now: "We know how important it is to have your links working. We’ve heard reports of the issue and it’s currently under review. In the meantime, we have two workaround options. Restarting the phone may allow links to work, but only temporarily. You can also go into Settings > Safari > Advanced and turn off "Javascript.” That should allow links to work, but some websites may not function properly without Javascript.""
3/28 "Spoke with Apple Support from Australia a few hours ago - they advised the problem is server-related, not specific to the iOS 9.3 update, though it seems to be mostly affecting devices that have upgraded. They are working on a fix, but there is no specific timeframe . They tried to walk me through all the various options people have been suggesting as temporary measures (disabling Javascript, turning off Safari options, hard resets etc etc), all to no avail. Like others, I am able to web browse with Mozilla Firefox by opening a new tab, but all Messenger, Mail etc hyperlinks are inoperable and will remain so until they get the Safari issue sorted."
"It has NOTHING to do with iOS9.3! This problem existed on my iphone 6s 128gb first starting on Saturday 26th in the morning under 9.2.1. This is an Apple safari server problem and nothing to do with our iOS. Also happened briefly on my iPad Air with 9.2.1 and now i simply use Chrome and Gmail apps to replace Safari and Apple Mail. So far no problems with them. So there is some incompatibility between Safari and Apple Mail and the Apple Server."
Reply: "IDK who you spoke with, BUT it is not a server related. DOT.
If they told you that is for 2 possible reasons:
1) they told you that just as saying, its a problem that must be fixed by us, not on your phone, so be patient.
2) they don't know yet whats the problem
Look at my previous post. The more I follow the situation online, the more I am sure about what I said."
"a server-related would affect everybody."
3/28 "At 3:29 am on march 28 I did check for update again in settings. Settings is now hung with 'checking for update'
UPDATEL After about a minute I received the "your software is up to date" message and the app became responsive."
3/28 ""We do not have a fix in the moment. We know about the problem and are working on a fix. It will not take very long. In the meantime installing Chrome, Opera, Firefox... will solve the Safari Issue, but not the Mail issue. Thank you for your patients, we are working on it."
3/28: "Just come off a chat with apple support, after being talked through the java script and clear web site date and hard reboot. Was told to try firefox and hold down links to open in new tab that does work.. This doesn't fix the mail or notes and any other issues i've yet to find. The person did acknowledge that they are aware of the issue and that engineering are working on a fix 'We have had several reports of this issue coming in. I was told this morning that the engineering team is working on a fix to get this resolved for cx.'. When pressed for an ETA I was told "I am told it is expected by the end of this week how ever that is an estimated time frame."