Yeah, same thing with my car.
I went to go get it serviced at the dealership and the mechanic pulled me aside and solemnly explained that my car had previously been "tampered" with by and "unauthorized third party" and for that reason they were unable to fix my car.
I immediately gasped in horror and began fighting for every breath. After a somber few moments I regained my composure at the thought of an unauthorized third party daring to tamper with my car. Who gave them the right to treat something that wasn't theirs with such malicious disregard?
"What happened?" I inquired, "What did they do to my car?" I had to put my hand on the mechanics shoulder to steady my shaky legs while bracing myself for the answer...
I could tell that the mechanic was hesitant about giving me an answer and glanced toward his manager who was looking on with his arms crossed and a stern expression on his face. It was peculiar to me, but I had to get to the bottom of the injustice that was just served, so I asked the mechanic again what happened in more earnest.
The mechanic let out a deep sigh and replied, "I'm sorry but...w-w-we found that the oil is uh..." he again glanced at his manager for some emotional support, but he instead found his boss narrowing his eyes at him...
The mechanic cleared his throat and continued, "An unauthorized third party" uh..."tampered" with your oil..." With that announcement he was left unable to meet your gaze any longer and diverted his eyes to the floor.
"What do you mean?" I asked,
The mechanic looked up at you to reveal that his face was blushing red before replying, "Well somebody other than our dealership changed- I mean..."tampered" with it."
I was dumbfounded. "What the heck are you talking about?!" I challenged,
The mechanic didn't even have the heart to look up at you when he countered, "Well you have to get it changed here or by an "authorized" mechanic. Otherwise we call it "tampering..."
You were astonished and shouted back, "Are you kidding me?! You guys charge waaay more! The other auto shop didn't "tamper" with it. They changed the oil just fine! They didn't break anything!"
The mechanics manager who moments before looked like a psychopath, immediately shape shifted into a creature that seem capable of mimicking empathy and stepped in to address your concerns.
"Sir," He pleaded with feigned empathy that couldn't be hidden under his cold eyes. "Nobody, is more upset at this unfairness more than us. We really wish we could fix the engine in your car, but alas we are unable to. You see, we don't know if its "safe" to work on your engine because you paid to have somebody other than us- I mean..." He closed his eyes and drew a deep breath before continuing. Because an "unauthorized third party" has "tampered" with your car..."
You looked at him incredulously, "So you're choosing NOT to fix my car?"
He appears unmoved, "I'm afraid we're simply "unable" to. It's not "safe" you see?"
You countered, "Well fine, I'll just buy the parts and have someone else do it."
A smirk breaks across the managers face while the embarrassed mechanic stands behind him, hiding his face in shame. "We can't sell them to you anyone other than authorized dealers."
"Well what am I supposed to do now?" You ask,
Now his smirk breaks into a bright smile, "I'm really excited to go over some other options with you. Have you seen our new inventory? We offer great financing options!"
Yeah this is the scenario that actually played out in the apple store. No joke. She kept saying the buzzwords, "tamper," "unauthorized third party," and "unsafe."
First, the phone belongs to ME! I'M the one who decides who is and isn't authorized to crack it open to replace the battery! I, THE OWNER, AUTHORIZED the other phone repair shop to work on it!
Second, the other repair shop wasn't "tampering" with the phone. They were fixing it! Nice try though...
Third, the "unsafe" excuse is total nonsense. Unsafe for who? If the tech is too scared to do it I offered to take the battery and install it myself. They said no.
Unsafe for the phone? Go ahead and risk it. They said no.
If they want to hide behind a 3000 page EULAs full of fine print, then fine. They have the right to do that. I'll exercise my own right to move to their competitor as a result and recommend others do the same. I've been using iPhones for about 10 years and its extremely irritating how unaccommodating they've become...