Standalone Uninstaller

Completely removing iTunes (because it's crashing) - OMG Give a break.

I can do this, but a novice... I'm not so sure. It's pretty ****** involved, time consuming, and an opportunity for casual PC users to make some pretty big mistakes.

What's involved is listed here:

Remove and reinstall iTunes and related software components for Windows 7 and later.

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204275

Apple has a very proactive software installer/updater... With this in mind: Why doesn't Apple have a standalone uninstaller for their software like AMD does for theirs?