How To Disable Horizontal Scroll on Magic Mouse

Since the inception of the Magic Mouse, this has been a topic of concern for many persons. I have finally found a true solution!

Here are step by step instructions on how to finally, definitively, solve this annoyance:

1. Take your magic mouse
2. Set it on a table
3. Take a hammer and smash the magic mouse
4. Buy a non-magic mouse and connect it to your mac

Viola! Problem solved!

Other than this, there is NO solution!

Have a great day!